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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 11:50 PM
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A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? '

'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, ' No .'

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?' 'Yes .'
'May I talk with her?'
Again the small voice whispered, ' No .'

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman '.

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
' No, he's busy ', whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'
' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,' came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through t he earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, ' The search team
Just landed a helicopter .'

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... ' ME .'
 
Old Jun 28, 2008 | 02:37 AM
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lol
 
Old Jun 28, 2008 | 05:49 AM
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Nice......I heard it a couple of years ago, but still good.
 
Old Jun 28, 2008 | 05:53 AM
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tahts not why parents drink.... if my kid left id be throwing a frikkin party
 
Old Jun 28, 2008 | 08:16 AM
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I hope you never reproduce KX!
 
Old Jun 28, 2008 | 01:13 PM
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hahaha, had not heard that one.
 
Old Jun 29, 2008 | 02:05 AM
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ORIGINAL: rocketrotary

I hope you never reproduce KX!

whydaya say that????
 
Old Jun 29, 2008 | 06:21 PM
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SNERK
 
Old Jun 30, 2008 | 02:51 PM
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LOL!!!!
 
Old Jun 30, 2008 | 03:12 PM
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good stuff - but didn't they hear the phone ring?
 
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