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Old May 27, 2008 | 12:53 AM
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lol, just a week ago they were fighting over who's gonna pay the $550 propane heat bill, and who should pay more and why neither of them can afford it.

then 2 days later my mom goes out and buys a jeep wrangler with almost no warning for a confidnetal amount of $ and just an hour ago my dad came up to me and asked if i could go online and see how much the new 650 enduros are goin for, hes gonna buy one because his car is killing him via gas... and he bought the new car (cobalt) because his old one (traurs) was killing him in gas just 6 months ago.

and just a few minutes ago i was eating dinner and my parents were on our 8X6 porch, my mom smoking a stogie and my dad smokin butts.. both talking with my dog lying in the middle sneezin and coughin... so i open the door and call the dog in and jokingly say "what? are you guys trying ta give the ****** dog cancer???" so my mom turned, looked at me, and blew a drag of her stogie right in my face, causing my dad to blow a whole toxic death cloud of giggles.

and they call me the irresponsible one[8D]
 
Old May 27, 2008 | 01:02 AM
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dang, what a tough life
 
Old May 27, 2008 | 01:23 AM
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lmao ted..



i dunno kx.. thats kinda shady bro.. the whole finance thing there.. lol

BUT.. oh well.. they're keepin a roof over your head and food in the fridge, so don't bitch to them too much..lol
 
Old May 27, 2008 | 01:40 AM
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haha, im not complaning... just joking around. and i think its funny how new cars and toys are more important then heat. and they always critisize me about the essence of my car (take a stab at what it smells like) and theyre basicly chain smokers, my mom spends more $ on cigars than she does on milk[8D]
 
Old May 27, 2008 | 01:57 AM
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hahaha, and here I am watching my fav movie cars. with the youngest boy and the wife no less, sheesh.
 
Old May 27, 2008 | 02:25 AM
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"(take a stab at what it smells like)"

ballz?

[:'(]

 
Old May 27, 2008 | 03:05 AM
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uh... no. i was refeering to smoke...

whered you get ***** from?[8D]
 
Old May 27, 2008 | 03:08 AM
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i dunno.

being an *******.
 
Old May 27, 2008 | 03:13 AM
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ah... only way youd of been right on that one is if i was asking what my gym shorts smell like... those or my gf's chin
 
Old May 27, 2008 | 03:17 AM
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lmmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.. i'm in tears man.

LOLOLOLOLOL

thats fukin awesome.
you otta jump on ks man. get in the chat with me, ted and jeff
 



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